movies where a creature of another species with a love for good food meets a mess of a human down on his luck living in a shitty apartment and the creature can control the guy’s action and he’s unwilling at first but they learn to cooperate and together they can stop the evil rich man trying to take them down
this is a good joke but the concept of a funko pop physically aging terrifies me more than anything i’ve ever encountered in my life
But the Funko Pop? What was he to say of that? It held the secret of his life, and told his story. It had taught him to love his own beauty. Would it teach him to loathe his own soul? Would he ever look at it again? No; it was merely an illusion wrought on the troubled senses. The horrible night that he had passed had left phantoms behind it. Suddenly there had fallen upon his brain that tiny scarlet speck that makes men mad. The Funko Pop had not changed. It was folly to think so. Yet it was watching him, with its beautiful marred face and its cruel mouthless smile. Its plasticine hair gleamed in the early sunlight. Its black eyes met his own. A sense of infinite pity, not for himself, but for the molded image of himself, came over him. It had altered already, and would alter more. Its gold would wither into gray. Its red and white roses would die. For every sin that he committed, a stain would fleck and wreck its fairness.
